Hej! This is the totally rad Freetown of Christiania! I'm a micronation of about 850 residents, covering 34 hectares (84 acres) in the borough of Christianshavn in the Danish capital Copenhagen. And speaking of Danish stuff...that's my mom, Danmark! Holland's my dad. Mom says that I was born because of magic! Isn't that cool?! He says England did it...never said why though...hm. ANYWAY! Like I said, I am a micronation! So that means I'm my own person...in a way. Unfortuanately, Mom says I'm baptized under the Kongeriget Danmark (Kingdom of Denmark), so I can't be completely independent. (Same goes for my siblings Faroe Islands and Greenland). I think it's because Mom doesn't want us leaving or thinks we can't handle being a country by ourselves! I SO TOTALLY CAN!!! Mom just doesn't believe me!
But I do get to have so things to myself. Like I have 9 official rules! How many laws does a country need? I know both Mom and Dad have a GAZILLION!!! Which is stupid because no one will remember them all. I also get to build and paint whatever buildings I want! But the one thing we have that my Mom doesn't like, and is constantly trying to get rid of (which is super annoying), is the fee hash market. Apparently it's a bad thing. I don't see what's wrong with it. Dad smokes it all the time. But Mom says that he's an adult who knows what he's doing but he shouldn't do it anyway. Mom also says that I'm just a kid who couldn't handle the violence and danger because of the drug selling. I guess he didn't read my rules, NO HARD DRUGS! (Even I have a limit!) NO VIOLENCE! and NO WEAPONS!!! It's not that hard to follow! I just wish Mom could see that I can be responisble for myself and stuff!
Anyway we also have a ton of fun stuff here too! Theaters are one of our faves! Art is our specialty, no mater what kind. But aside from that, I also love to just sit back relax, maybe meditate, and listen to my fave rock group, The Beatles!
MIN FAMILIE!!!
Min Herre og Skaber (My Lord and Creator)
Min Mor!!! Jeg elsker dig!
Min FemMor!!!
Min Far!!!
Min Onkel!!!
Min Tante!!!